My parents brought home a humble income, which meant that everything we did was on a budget… including Christmas gifts. Each December, my brothers and I were tasked with strategically aligning our holiday… Continue reading
What it’s like to shop for clothes: It’s such a simple sequence of events… that makes you look like a total asshole when you do it in December.
“So that’s it…???” You might ask. “You were given a tv, and your mother just waved a flag of surrender…?” The score was: Mother – 1 Hollywood – 1 The war was NOT… Continue reading
Our dog Chip has to be touching someone. All. The. Time.
My mother was a devoted patron of religious radio…. which meant… she was constantly reminded of the war Hollywood was waging against the innocent souls of her children. Every movie was a portal… Continue reading